1. ihable:

    Kiristen wouldn’t let him have a single chip. It was really sad.

    Kiristen Winters

    This is so Kiristen, I can’t even.

    Reblogged from: ihable
  2. nosdrinker:

    dude……………………… I love dogs

    Reblogged from: time-not-well-wasted
  3. theawesomeadventurer:

they saw the chance and fucking sprinted with it

    theawesomeadventurer:

    they saw the chance and fucking sprinted with it

    Reblogged from: i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed
  4. spankmehardbarry:

    america: A GAY? in OUR country?

    canada: we just elected a lesbian head of government for the province of ontario and didn’t even blink. it wasn’t even mentioned once during the entire election. and she’s married to a woman.

    america: A GAY? in OUR country?

    Reblogged from: i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed
  5. Reblogged from: reginaspektoruniverse
  6. somethingfangirly:

dreamer-held-captive:

puppet-not-master:

I will rip off your limbs and hit you with them

True friendship at it’s prime. 

You have gone blind and want cereal

    somethingfangirly:

    dreamer-held-captive:

    puppet-not-master:

    I will rip off your limbs and hit you with them

    True friendship at it’s prime. 

    You have gone blind and want cereal

    Reblogged from: time-not-well-wasted
  7. 1nd2rd3st:

gonna get laid

    1nd2rd3st:

    gonna get laid

    Reblogged from: ruinedchildhood
  8. Reblogged from: kooorva
  9. allthingstechtheatre:

    whitehairkun:

    uhhsage:

    petitiontobringbackthedodobird:

    "Mom, Dad…I’m a thespian."

    *aggressively snaps while dramatically exiting stage right*

    december-whether-or-not

    "The Bible says Adam and Eve,

    not *snap snap* *jazz hands* and *dramatic leave*”

    Mom: “your just going through a stage”

    Me: “no mom, I’m going on stage” *strikes dramatic pose*

    Reblogged from: time-not-well-wasted
  10. inteligasm:

    actionjacksonlovesbbq:

    I wish more cartoons taught young girls that if a man harasses you or annoys you or whatever you should blow him up with a bazooka and feel no remorse :)))

    Ivy leaned back to avoid the propulsion blast. They’ve done this before.

    Reblogged from: thefuuuucomics
  11. shvtd0wn:

Accurate

    shvtd0wn:

    Accurate

    Reblogged from: time-not-well-wasted
  12. disaparte:

    All I want is education, and I am afraid of no one
    Malala Yousafzai

    Reblogged from: time-not-well-wasted
  13. vegasthecorgi:

    halp the bed is eating me alive SAVE ME 

    Reblogged from: knowfaith
  14. andrewhussiesbosom:

    I’m the friend that picks rainbow road

    Reblogged from: gaymerlag
  15. Reblogged from: feapersonals
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