alwaysanothersecret:

abednadired:

elevatorbuttons-morningair:

ithinkyoufweaky:

randomestduckeva:

invisiblelad:

atheologist:

therotund:

whoistorule:

piginpetticoats:

Once Upon a Time……. Umm the little mermaid or bust? y/y?

It was that reality show about awesome fat ladies in brooklyn

so yeah

actually my life

Pawn Stars.

This does not bode well. Or maybe it does.

Currently watching Warehouse 13. My life would be dangerous, but awesome.

My life’s story is Revenge. I get to scowl and icily ruin the lives of (admittedly) horrible people who’ve ruined mine. Not my style, but hey…

The last show I watched is Roseanne. 

Damn, that means there’s no change in my life.

Grey’s Anatomy….does this mean I’m going to die in some dramatic plane crash that defies logic and the rules of physics soon? 

Dollhouse. Based on the episode I was watching either I’m going to go crazy and slice up people’s faces, or else be a victim of the face-slicer and I’m not sure which is worse.

Battlestar Galactica

do i have a SPECIAL DESTINY then? and i’m just randomly going to accept it and fly into a storm and DIE?

How I Met Your Mother

………..huh, that actually could end up being my life

American Dad.

Oh, I see. 

First gif in your folder represents who you are:

The ninth is how you feel today:

The seventh is your taste in music:

The fourth is your relationship with your friends:

The seventeenth describes your love life:

The third is something about you not many people know:

The fifteenth is how you act when you’re alone:

The twentieth is how your day will go for you:

The eleventh is how your life will be:

The thirteenth is how people see you:

The sixth is how you will spend your last day on earth:

The second is how you act around the person you’re attracted to:

The tenth is how your gender sees you:

The nineteenth is how the opposite gender sees you:

The eighteenth is you at your happiest:

cassandrachaotic:

They got here.

I ran to the door to greet them.

And I said,

Then, we went to my room and talked.

After that, we sang.

And after that, we played Cards Against Humanity and laughed.

But they had to leave then and I was all, 

But they had  to, so I had to be like, 

Did I mention me and Jesse fought? 

Yeah, that was crazy. But Jamie stopped us. 

Yeah, that’s about it. 

queen0fcups:

echoingocean:

ex0skeletal:

This is a post about surprised cats.

OMG number 5 is Anxiety Cat!

abessinier:

The essence of being athorable

10knotes:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

thedailymeme:

Scumbag WebMD

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: My Little Pony

“At this point, Derpy was covered in crumbs. She took another muffin in her hoof, spead her back legs and began rubbing the muffin over her pussy, using it to soak up all her juices. She spat the muffin she was sucking on out and said, ‘Oh yeah, baby! Do it! I want it all! Give it to me!,’ and she shoved the muffin into her pussy.

Derpy cried out in pleasure. ‘Oh yes! Yes! Fuck me! Fuck my tight, little muffin!’ (I know that’s not a great name for a vagina, but this is Derpy we’re talking about)”