1. ryaninwonderland:

    condom:

    antiplastic:

    ryaninwonderland:

    there is a reason 12 year olds should not be on tumblr

    image

    image

    that is the reason in case any of you were confused 

    Reblogged from: chardsfallenkingdom
  2. My beautiful cat. :D

    My beautiful cat. :D

  3. roachpatrol:

    american-fuckin-horror-story:

    i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

    thank you

    ihable

    Reblogged from: kinomatika
  4. ask-the-flesh-thief:

j0ye:

OKAY SO I’M GONNA DROP A STORY ON Y’ALL 
MY FOLLOWERS KNOW THAT I’M PRETTY UNIQUE LOOKING
I HAVE A GNARLY UNDERCUT, A SHORT HAIRCUT, AND AS OF YESTERDAY MY HAIR IS BRIGHT PURPLE, AND I TEND TO WEAR CLOTHES OF THE ALL-BLACK-SHORT-SKIRTS-THIGH-HIGHS-INTIMIDATING-HEAD-BITCH-IN-CHARGE VARIETY
MY FOLLOWERS ALSO KNOW THAT I HAVE A RAD LITTLE THREE-YEAR-OLD SON NAMED OLIVER WHO IS MY WORLD
ONE DAY, OLIVER AND I WERE AT THE STORE, AND WE WERE WALKING PAST THE CEREAL, SINGING A SONG TOGETHER AND OVERALL JUST BEING CUTE BECAUSE WE’RE FUCKING ADORABLE, AND THIS MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN WAS WALKING THE OTHER WAY WITH HER HUSBAND AND DAUGHTER. I’M USED TO PEOPLE STARING AT ME, ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING I WAS ROCKING BLUE HAIR AND A OUIJA BOARD SHIRT AND A HELLA CUTE VELVET MINISKIRT THIS SPECIFIC DAY, SO I IGNORED HER GLARING AT ME AND CONTINUED ON LOOKING AT THE PANDA PUFFS
THEN I STARTED HEARING HER MUTTER UNDER HER BREATH ABOUT ME, SAYING STUFF LIKE, “Irresponsible teen mom couldn’t keep her legs closed” AND, “Her son is going to be so messed up because she has absolutely no self-respect”
NORMALLY I JUST LET IT GO, BUT THAT DAY OLIVER AND I WERE SINGING THE SHINS SO I WAS IN A REALLY GOOD MOOD AND FELT CONFIDENT, SO I STOPPED MY CART AND SAID, “Excuse me, did you say something?”. SHE KINDA STARTED BLUSHING AND SAID NO, TO WHICH I REPLIED, “Well, it seems you kinda did say something. Something about me being irresponsible and not having respect for myself?” AND THIS WOMAN WAS BRIGHT RED AT THIS AND HER HUSBAND WAS JUST TRYNA HURRY HER ALONG AT THAT POINT BUT I HELLA WAS NOT GONNA LET HER GET AWAY WITH SHIT TALKING ME SO I SAID, “You know, I do respect myself. I have my hair like this because I respect myself enough to do it and have the confidence to pull it off, and I dress like this because I respect the fact that I have killer legs that I don’t want to hide just because some old crows glare at me over it. My self-respect has nothing to do with my parenting ability, but if it did, I’d say it’s been a positive correlation because my son is respectful of everyone and doesn’t judge people based on their appearances. He knows that people look how they do because that’s just how they want to look, and that’s how all three-year-olds are until they get to the age where they see the fact that their parents are scowling at a girl who has bright hair, or a boy who wears a skirt, and that’s the age where they become insufferable assholes like you.” AND LET ME JUST SAY THIS WOMAN’S JAW DROPPED FASTER THAN THE TRIX BOX SHE WAS HOLDING AS I FUCKIN SASHAYED OUT WITH MY PANDA PUFFS AND CARRIED ON SINGING~*~*~

//you’re my hero

    ask-the-flesh-thief:

    j0ye:

    OKAY SO I’M GONNA DROP A STORY ON Y’ALL 

    MY FOLLOWERS KNOW THAT I’M PRETTY UNIQUE LOOKING

    I HAVE A GNARLY UNDERCUT, A SHORT HAIRCUT, AND AS OF YESTERDAY MY HAIR IS BRIGHT PURPLE, AND I TEND TO WEAR CLOTHES OF THE ALL-BLACK-SHORT-SKIRTS-THIGH-HIGHS-INTIMIDATING-HEAD-BITCH-IN-CHARGE VARIETY

    MY FOLLOWERS ALSO KNOW THAT I HAVE A RAD LITTLE THREE-YEAR-OLD SON NAMED OLIVER WHO IS MY WORLD

    ONE DAY, OLIVER AND I WERE AT THE STORE, AND WE WERE WALKING PAST THE CEREAL, SINGING A SONG TOGETHER AND OVERALL JUST BEING CUTE BECAUSE WE’RE FUCKING ADORABLE, AND THIS MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN WAS WALKING THE OTHER WAY WITH HER HUSBAND AND DAUGHTER. I’M USED TO PEOPLE STARING AT ME, ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING I WAS ROCKING BLUE HAIR AND A OUIJA BOARD SHIRT AND A HELLA CUTE VELVET MINISKIRT THIS SPECIFIC DAY, SO I IGNORED HER GLARING AT ME AND CONTINUED ON LOOKING AT THE PANDA PUFFS

    THEN I STARTED HEARING HER MUTTER UNDER HER BREATH ABOUT ME, SAYING STUFF LIKE, “Irresponsible teen mom couldn’t keep her legs closed” AND, “Her son is going to be so messed up because she has absolutely no self-respect”

    NORMALLY I JUST LET IT GO, BUT THAT DAY OLIVER AND I WERE SINGING THE SHINS SO I WAS IN A REALLY GOOD MOOD AND FELT CONFIDENT, SO I STOPPED MY CART AND SAID, “Excuse me, did you say something?”. SHE KINDA STARTED BLUSHING AND SAID NO, TO WHICH I REPLIED, “Well, it seems you kinda did say something. Something about me being irresponsible and not having respect for myself?” AND THIS WOMAN WAS BRIGHT RED AT THIS AND HER HUSBAND WAS JUST TRYNA HURRY HER ALONG AT THAT POINT BUT I HELLA WAS NOT GONNA LET HER GET AWAY WITH SHIT TALKING ME SO I SAID, “You know, I do respect myself. I have my hair like this because I respect myself enough to do it and have the confidence to pull it off, and I dress like this because I respect the fact that I have killer legs that I don’t want to hide just because some old crows glare at me over it. My self-respect has nothing to do with my parenting ability, but if it did, I’d say it’s been a positive correlation because my son is respectful of everyone and doesn’t judge people based on their appearances. He knows that people look how they do because that’s just how they want to look, and that’s how all three-year-olds are until they get to the age where they see the fact that their parents are scowling at a girl who has bright hair, or a boy who wears a skirt, and that’s the age where they become insufferable assholes like you.” AND LET ME JUST SAY THIS WOMAN’S JAW DROPPED FASTER THAN THE TRIX BOX SHE WAS HOLDING AS I FUCKIN SASHAYED OUT WITH MY PANDA PUFFS AND CARRIED ON SINGING~*~*~

    //you’re my hero

    Reblogged from: flightmidnight44
  5. schlafwandel:

elopee:

anchor-to-heaven:

cra-yola:

5hip-l4rry:

overlyattachedpotato:

xoxoxosadinside:

This is a picture of something I did at my school last year. I wrote out 1,986 sticky notes that each said “You’re beautiful” and stuck one to every locker in my entire school. I was so sick of people saying they weren’t beautiful, and I was so sick of people feeling bad about themselves. For one day, I wanted everyone to feel beautiful. So I did it. It took me over 6 hours to write them all, and an hour to stick them all. I never intended for anyone to find out it was me, but when I was found on camera for doing it and called to the deans office, everyone found out. They threatened a three day suspension. The students made a petition with over 600 signatures. It was amazing. For one day, I felt beautiful. And for one day, I managed to make every kid in my school smile. Every locker got one. Everyone is beautiful.
A few days later, I Had someone, a complete stranger approach me. And she told me, “That day, I was planning on killing myself. I had given up completely on society. Because of you I didn’t. You gave me hope. Thank you.”
She is now one of my best friends.


I want nothing more than for all of my followers/ friends to see this. You’re beautiful. Thank you. 

I’m doing this.

this is so wonderful.. i’m spechless

prson i love you

Omg

    schlafwandel:

    elopee:

    anchor-to-heaven:

    cra-yola:

    5hip-l4rry:

    overlyattachedpotato:

    xoxoxosadinside:

    This is a picture of something I did at my school last year. I wrote out 1,986 sticky notes that each said “You’re beautiful” and stuck one to every locker in my entire school. I was so sick of people saying they weren’t beautiful, and I was so sick of people feeling bad about themselves. For one day, I wanted everyone to feel beautiful. So I did it. It took me over 6 hours to write them all, and an hour to stick them all. I never intended for anyone to find out it was me, but when I was found on camera for doing it and called to the deans office, everyone found out. They threatened a three day suspension. The students made a petition with over 600 signatures. It was amazing. For one day, I felt beautiful. And for one day, I managed to make every kid in my school smile. Every locker got one. Everyone is beautiful.

    A few days later, I Had someone, a complete stranger approach me. And she told me, “That day, I was planning on killing myself. I had given up completely on society. Because of you I didn’t. You gave me hope. Thank you.”

    She is now one of my best friends.

    I want nothing more than for all of my followers/ friends to see this. You’re beautiful. Thank you. 

    I’m doing this.

    this is so wonderful.. i’m spechless

    prson i love you

    Omg

    Reblogged from: flightmidnight44
  6. sparkafterdark:

    sparkafterdark:

    I can go from

    little house on the prairie girl

    image

    To

    Captain on the high seas

    image

    In 10 seconds or you get your gender roles free.

    Here it is, literally the sole reason for my tumblr popularity

    Reblogged from: thetruthliesinside
  7. vegtble:

assqueen:

SHIT I LUV THIS

thx assqueen

    vegtble:

    assqueen:

    SHIT I LUV THIS

    thx assqueen

    Reblogged from: flightmidnight44
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  9. vriskasbby:

    thriftstorewarfare:

    …did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall. 

    that is stacy you uncultured swine

    Reblogged from: flightmidnight44
  10. deebott:

jean-luc-gohard:

aka14kgold:

the-adebisi-wombosi-identity:

raw-r-evolution:

travitrav:

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

How!! How, do you possibly justify that

By not doing what you’re told to do by the state. They say pay $100 and then you pay $110, you legally broke the contract.

this is a gross miscarriage of justice. ridiculous. it’s like a black man is literally not supposed to win or be left alone when he is doing right in this bullshit nation

He didn’t even know of the change?? Fucking entrapment… Heaven forfend people see a ‘good’ Black father, amirite?

And I remember when this story broke, reddit went all Sherlock Holmes trying to find anything from his past that would make him look like a bad person and a bad father.

I hate everything

    deebott:

    jean-luc-gohard:

    aka14kgold:

    the-adebisi-wombosi-identity:

    raw-r-evolution:

    travitrav:

    coutois:

    6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

    How!! How, do you possibly justify that

    By not doing what you’re told to do by the state. They say pay $100 and then you pay $110, you legally broke the contract.

    this is a gross miscarriage of justice. ridiculous. it’s like a black man is literally not supposed to win or be left alone when he is doing right in this bullshit nation

    He didn’t even know of the change?? Fucking entrapment… Heaven forfend people see a ‘good’ Black father, amirite?

    And I remember when this story broke, reddit went all Sherlock Holmes trying to find anything from his past that would make him look like a bad person and a bad father.

    I hate everything

    Reblogged from: 3go
  11. the-strange-cat:

    This is the greatest post in the universe.

    harumikindle
    Reblogged from: thetruthliesinside
  12. thecosmicarmadillo:

All th other kids n their pumped up kicks

    thecosmicarmadillo:

    All th other kids n their pumped up kicks

    Reblogged from: thefuuuucomics
  13. satanstrousers:

    It’s 2 am, my first day at college is tomorrow and I refuse to accept adulthood.

    Reblogged from: flightmidnight44
  14. What You Crave vs What You Need

    • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
    • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
    • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
    • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
    • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
    • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
    • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
    • Ice: The sweet release of death.
    Reblogged from: thetruthliesinside
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