It wasn't meth, it was carpet cleaner

nobodylovesringostarr:

"ok, correct me if I’m wrong but—"

"you are" 

memeofficial:

Surfboart

memeofficial:

Surfboart

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma: What?
BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

alangwiggy:

asongofwaterearthfireandair:

the first teenagers of the 00s are coming soon

Let them come

image

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

bechnokid:

cryplaystheworld:

doctor-emily-tennant:

joshpeck:

a7xnerd:

unsmokable:

actually kinda hoping hipster blogs make a comeback 

Fuck you.
They deserve to be dead.
FANDOMS RULE ALL

please go outside

NO. OUTERENET IS NOT WHERE I CAN FIND MY DEAR DAVID TENNANT.

what the fuck

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

apathbetweenthestars:

Source

brb drowning myself in the toilet

chocolate-sideburns-of-love:

naughty-chekov:

i’m sorry for my entire life

It’s the last panel that really makes this post.

my tumblr relationships
me: omfg ily i swear we're like long lost twins or something your blog is my life
me: also what is your name
soldierofinquisition:

same
gangstapayne:

Every step you take Every move you make  I’ll be watching you

gangstapayne:

Every step you take
Every move you make
I’ll be watching you

unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons.